Scientology (That's The Plan For Me) (Unresurfaced Tim Heidecker Song)

On August 2, 2013, comedian Tim Heidecker posted a song to his YouTube account entitled "Scientology (That's The Plan For Me)". The description on the video was as follows:

"'Written and recorded while listening to a lot of 'Arthur' era Kinks... went for the simple, working class narrator delivery... end the end, didn't come out sounding much like a Kinks song, but they were an influence. Please enjoy and TGIF thanks.'"

At some point, the video was set to private for unknown reasons, and so far, no other copies have been made publicly available, aside from a transcript of the lyrics.

Lyrics
Scientology That’s the plan for me I’m getting my whole family involved Use it responsibly Only in times of need And maybe one day we’ll meet Tom

Walked into the celebrity center Came out feeling much better, yes I did

Scientology That’s the plan for me I’m getting my whole family involved

Gonna get my copy of Dianetics signed

Gonna get my copy of Dianetics signed

Gonna get my copy of Dianetics signed

Gonna get my copy of Dianetics signed

Yes I will, oh yeah

Scientology That’s the plan for me I’m getting my whole family involved, yeah the wife and kids Use it responsibly Only in times of need And maybe one day we’ll meet Tom

Well they fitted me for a uniform Said I’m gonna be working for the Sea Org

Scientology That’s the plan for me I’m giving all my money to ‘em, take it all I haven’t seen my wife They say she belongs with someone else, said I’m not good enough oh well I guess I’ll go hand out a few books I’ll hand out a few of these books Free books! Free books!