Talk:Sesame Street "Crack Master" Short from Episode 818 (1975)/@comment-79.16.114.89-20140718105211/@comment-24525827-20141130154646

>Be me

>Sitting in lost mediah wikia headquarters

>Free day, since Dycaite is on vacation

>Sub asks what lost film we want to watch on the computer projection thingy

>She holds up Crack Master and Super Pig

>Immediately votes Crack Master

>The rest of the wiki chooses Super Pig

>whatheheck.jpg

>Gets up

>Breaks the Super Pig DVD recorded off VHS

>Entire wiki moans and says "BUT THEN TEH WALL PLASTEH BLEW UP"

>Realizes that all of my classmates are pickles

>Falls to my knees and furiously prays to Crack Master

>Starts to smell falling wall plasteh .

>Hears a faint voice in my ears

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>"My name is Crack Master, king of kings; look on my cracks, ye mighty, and despair."

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>Crack Master bursts through the ceiling

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>itshappening.jpg

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>Decapitates the sub with a thrown chunk of ceiling

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>"This is the part where you run away"

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>Users and admins scramble for the logout of chat button

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>Crack Master whips out his.... um, I'll get back to that later.... and knocks everyone over.

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>He proceeds to... um, I'll also get back to that later.... Mimitchi33

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>She is traumatized

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>He grabs NinjaNerd and.... okay, too gross!

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>Mimitchi falls off his love thingy and goes to RNW chat

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>30 minutes pass

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>Crack Master has a people shish-kebab on his love thingy

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>Wall plasteh love juices everywhere

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>Turns to him and says "It is crack?"

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>"You know the rules, human, it's not crack till I say it's crack!"

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>Proceeds to have amazing crackx through the night

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>Afterwards, he throws me a wall plaster chunk with a note on it

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>He flies away with his people shish-kebab crackicopter blades

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>Reads note

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>"I will always watch over you, human. -CM"

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>Looks up, it's now nighttime

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>A Crack Master constellation appears

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>It winks at me.

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>Crack Master is love

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>Crack Master is life