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Does anyone know Modern Family? Modern Family is an American television sitcom that debuted on ABC on September 23, 2009. Presented in mockumentary style, the fictional characters frequently talk directly into the camera. The program follows the lives of Jay Pritchett and his family, all of whom live in suburban Los Angeles. Pritchett's family includes his second wife, his stepson, and infant son, as well as his two adult children and their spouses and children. Christopher Lloyd and Steven Levitan conceived the series while sharing stories of their own "modern families". There's a lost episode that was never supposed to air on ABC. But for the download of the full lost episode. WARNING: This has simmliarities with The Geo Team Lost Episode: Margo Kills Crash. Don't go "CURSE YOU! YOU COPIED THE GEO TEAM LOST EPISODE!". It just made for fun.

It all started when I am searching for a episode of Modern Family on 4shared. But, at the very bottom it was labeled: "Modern Family Original Unaired Episode.zip" So, I downloaded the zip file. It had 2 files. It had a .txt file called "readme.txt". I clicked the .txt file and it read:

This is a unaired episode of Modern Family. dated October 2011. The following that you will see contains blood, gore, and violence. If you have no interest in horror-related content, do not watch this. Also, the audience will not laugh in this episode.

Blood, gore, and violence, eh? At this point I wasn't sure if ever wanted to watch it, but hey, gory curiousity caught my attention.

I closed the .txt file and there was a movie file that went by the name of “ModernFamilyUnaired.avi”. I then double clicked the movie file as Windows Media Player popped up.

Instead of showing the starting scene, it cut to the intro.

The intro plays normal, then the intro ended. The name of the episode was "Haley Kills Luke" It had a black background and the text was bloody red. The music for the title screen was the music from the 2012 Valve logo.

The episode starts with The Dunphy family. It looks normal. Then it cut to Phil looking angry and he said: "Haley, go to your room. NOW!" Haley looking angry same as Phil's and he said: "Oh, that is just STUPID!!! Phil, I didn't do anything!" "GO!" shouted Phil. "Whatever." Haley said, sounding sarcastic. Haley goes upstairs and go to her room.

It then cuts to Alex reading a book. She was also watching some TV. Phil came here to ask Alex. Homer said: "Alex, Haley looks angry." Alex said: "What, Phil? Why he looks angry?" Phil then said: "Well, I dunno."

Man, you have to admit, Phil is kinda stupid.

Then it cut to Luke sitting on a table and looking cool. She said: "Hey, Phil. Where's Haley?" Phil said: "Why, she's in his room, upset." Luke said: "WHAT? Now I hate her!" Phil said: "Go to your room, Luke." Luke walk upstairs looking angry same as Haley.

This scene didn't seem to make any sense.

The screen cuts to Haley sitting on her bed, angry. She hates Luke. Haley said: "I'm going to kill Luke!" She grab a knife and knocks on Luke's door.

It cuts to Luke reading a book on his bed and said: "Come in!" Haley opens the door. She then says, "Hey, Luke, I've got something to tell you. " Luke then says: "What? What is it?" Haley then whispers to Luke. The whisper is oddly quiet. Luke then answers saying "What are you going to do to me?" Haley then answers, In a very creepy demonic voice: "YOU HAD DONE IT THIS TIME, LUKE!!!" Then Haley pulls out a knife and stabs Luke in the stomach. Luke, seeming still alive, says: "How could you, Haley?" Haley answers Luke with "BECAUSE I CAN!" Haley pulls out another knife and it cuts to black. You could hear Luke screaming, but It wasn't his voice. It was the same screaming from suicidemouse.avi.

The screen cuts to Luke dead, his eyeballs pop out, his stomach was ripped, his legs were broken, and blood is everywhere. Then it cuts to Haley holding a knife. She gives a creepy smile with soulless black eyes, small red pupils, and blood coming down from her eyes (same as Sonic.exe). Haley then shouts in a demonic voice "SO LONG LUKE!" Alex came here and said: "Luke, there's something- OH MY GOD, HALEY, WHAT HAD YOU DONE TO LUKE?" Haley said: "SHUT UP! LUKE IS GOING TO HELL!!!!".

"I'M TELLING ON YOU, HALEY!" shouted Alex. And she went to the phone, and called the police, the FBI, and the SWAT.

Soon, they came here to arrest Haley. "Haley Dunphy, come out with your hands in the air! You are under arrest!" They handcuffed her and sent her to jail.

It then cuts to a funeral home. The all 3 families (minus Haley) were all inside, sobbing, the sounds of them all filling the screening room. It zoomed in on the same shot of poor Luke. The screen cuts to all 3 families (minus Haley) sitting on a table, crying. Then it cut to Haley is in a prison's electric chair room. It burns her to death.

Instead of the credits, a red text came up and said "Haley have killed Luke, he's not part of the Dunphy family now. Well, Guess What, I will get you in 2 years.". The episode ends.

Oh, if it weren't for that dunderhead, Phil, this gruesome stuff wouldn't have happened!

Suddenly, my computer froze and it goes to the blue screen of death. After I restart my computer, I deleted the text file and the movie clip and put it on the bin.

I'll never watch that episode of Modern Family at all.