Talk:A Day With SpongeBob SquarePants: The Movie (Rare Direct-to-DVD Release, Late 2011)/@comment-24978178-20151206162153

Found this on the web:

I was an intern in Nickolodean so instead of getting people coffee I was taken into the rare viewing of this movie against all reasonable security leak standards and sat with the producer of Spongebob and leader of the design team since as an intern I was that heavily regarded in the company.

When we began to watch it the title came up with no sound and only said "A day in the life of Spongebob Squarepants" but after a few seconds the title changed with a distorted sound that sounded eerily like the Gigas theme in Earthbound and now said "Bikini Bottom Massacre"

At first we didn't think much of this, since the artists are well known, as I should know from my important position, to make strange often humorous titles for their titlecards before finishing the product. The episode began showing Spongebob in his house with Gary and they were waking up and making breakfast, indeed a day in the life of our happy go lucky character. But then the animation stopped on Spongebob's face for a good 45 minutes of silence. Instead of turning it off from boredom or checking it hadn't broken we sat patiently and suddenly the screen went blood red with an ear piercing scream.

Gary lay cut open on the floor in front of the door, the door now open and blooded footprints leading to the outside. Gary was bleeding hyperrealistic blood and it was so real that it looked like an actual torn apart body which I haven't seen before but I know it looks totally like one in every way. This sight sickened the others in the room who began to vomit and complain but I just sat here because being an intern I am able to stomach anything others earning actual money cannot.

The final 45 minutes of the movie was an endless series of Spongebob walking through his beloved town and massacring everyone with a machete and other tools and implements. It was bloody and horrible and we all swore never to speak of this and we destroyed the remains of it. Now I am telling you all because I don't understand basic promises.