Talk:Owen Hart Death Video (Recorded in 1999)/@comment-99.6.201.52-20150411022719/@comment-6430081-20150411031902

Only if you sacrifice animal horns to Odin will you enter the kingdom of Thor.

I know this because a book told me. It almost had talking snakes, anthropomorphic donkeys, and a cosmic Jewish zombie-on-a-stick, but the rich, middle-eastern conmen who wrote it decided not to put it in there, because they'd already made a book called the Bible that had that all in there.

Your religion is declining in this country. Half of Americans identify as Churchless or Secular. White Christians are a minority in 20 states, a new record. Try as you might to shroud your religion as one of perfection, because it's far from it.

And TheDoctor64, that video made me laugh my ass off. Err, my anthropomorphic talking donkey off.