Talk:Sesame Street "Crack Master" Short from Episode 818 (1975)/@comment-79.16.114.89-20140718105211/@comment-4142961-20140913010004

>I was only 9 years old >I loved Mario so much, I had all the merchandise and movies >I pray to Mario every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Mario is love" I say; "Mario is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a faggot >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Mario >I called him a cunt >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Mario >I am so happy He whispers into my ear "Let's-a go!" >He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Mario >He penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Mario >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Mario >He screams a mighty let's-a go as he fills my butt with his Italian sausage >My dad walks in >Mario looks him straight in the eyes and says "Mama mia." >Mario leaves through my window >Mario is love. Mario is life.