Working Stiffs (1979 CBS Sitcom)

I was on 4shared on a typical Saturday afternoon, until I found a file named "SONIC BOOM: TRANSLATE THIS [FREE DOWNLOAD]". This was one of my favorite Sonic Boom episodes from season one, so I downloaded it immediately. It took only 20 seconds.

A Windows Media Player file named "TRANSLATE THIS" was on my desktop, so I double-clicked it and the episode played.

The episode was different than I have recalled.

The scene where Sonic, Amy, Knuckles and Sticks having a nice, relaxing day at Sonic's Shack (which was the very beginning), well, instead, let's just say that a monster from a Lovecraft story popped out. It filled Sonic's hiney with his tentacles, and the tentacles came out of his mouth. His body looked like it was melting and turning into goo.

After a few cutscenes, Tails infiltrates Eggman's lair, passing its robot defenses, and intrudes on the doctor. Then, he raped Orbot and Cubot very violently. It was going on for the next five minutes. Orbot and Cubot were crying, and I felt bad for the poor robots. Eggman collapsed and died after that. Orbot and Cubot started to cry as the Island Fortress flooded with green goo.

It cut to static for 1 minute. The scene where Orbot and Cubot beat up Tails was gruesome, too. Instead of the usual punching offscreen, they strangled him onscreen until his eyeballs popped out of his sockets. Orbot and Cubot gorged on them. Wow, didn't remembered that from the original version.

The scene where UT reveals that Sticks plans to destroy UT; she follows through with this by hurling it off a cliff, but when UT lands on a spring, he hits the Twin Towers.

The very end, where Sticks informs Tails that "it had to be done.", her voice sounded very low-pitched and startling, as if her voice sounds demonic.

Next, it showed a news report from 9/11 and a picture of UT with the eyes from SpongeBob Bootleg.

A picture of UT with no face and a disgusting red background showed on my computer screen for 5 minutes or so. There was a Chinese text on top of him, and you can hear a blood-curling scream, plus a very angry man saying "BURN IN HELL!". The credits popped up, and it was in Indian. I was actually pretty lazy to translate the whole thing.

It cut to black for 30 seconds, and static for 5 minutes. It ended there. I had no choice but to scream at the top of my lungs. I couldn't believe at what I just saw. I kept pinching myself multiple times to hope it was just my imagination. I suffered insomnia for two weeks and tried my best to get the faint pictures out of my brain.

Windows Media Player closed by itself, which made me wonder. How did it do that? I didn't even click the red X, for Pete's sake! So I decided to go on YouTube and watch funny videos to erase the episode from my mind. Suddenly, I had a virus even though my anti-virus was on. I was not sure if my computer was just screwing around with me, or there was a hacker attacking my PC. So, to solve problems, I called some people to fix it afterwards.

One month later, July, I went back to 4shared but the file was completely GONE. It was nowhere to be found. Only 24 people downloaded it before it got deleted off the website for good. But hey, I was happy.