Twipsy (Lost Dubs)

I used to love durv as a kid. watching him turn and butt-fuck my ass every 7 hours. it was really fun. and i wanted all the merch for the show. so i went one fritaday to a flea market, where they were selling VHS Tapes of Durv the series. and i found one called "John Barkashki, Funny Gaurd, Sperm Handler", so i bought the tape for 7 bucks, and teleported back home. pooped in the tape, and static started showing. it was really scary. then the durv intro started, and it was dark, and spooky. all of a sudden, when durv is shooting his eye lasers at buildings, i heard realistic screaming. after the intro, i saw the title card "John Barkashki is a Zombie". and john barkashki had realistic looking eyes. but before the show could begin, JOHN BARKASHKI GRABBED AHOLD OF ME AND RAPED ME BAREN! His white juices were in me afterwards.

i tried to tell my parents about this but they thought it was just a bad dream... it was not, IT WAS FUCKING NO-No mom i don't want to go to school i want to cut my foreskin off... NO MOM PHILLIPS SCREW OFF!

....oH YEAH Here's a picture of the title card.