Tom Verlaine's Self-Titled Album (Rejected Original Verlaine Mix; 1979)

Does anyone remember that show called Kirby Right Back At Ya, well, it used to air on that awful, awful FoxBox block every morning. Kirby Right Back At Ya was a show based on Kirby. It contains characters like Meta Knight, Tuff and Tiff. When the series ended ago, it aired one horrible episode. Episode 101, which is what I'm going to tell you about it now.

A few days ago, I was dumpster-diving, looking for old laptops. I was looking for bits to the old Apple laptop from 1989. Then, I felt something like a old dusty DVD at the bottom of the dumpster. I took it out of the dumpster, just with my hands and decided to get the good look at it.

The DVD had the words 'Kirby right back at ya, unaired episode.' written on it what seemed like the purple sharpie.

'What's this doing in the dumpster', I thought to myself.

I was baffled to see a perfectly good DVD being thrown away like that in a pile of several thousands of now worthless laptop bits. So I decided to clean it up.

After cleaning up the DVD, I saw words written on it, 'Kirby Right Back At Ya has only 100 episodes, so why is this called Unaired Episode'.

I thought that it was the probably unaired episode, curiosity took a hold of me and I loaded the disc into my laptop, a laptop that runs Windows 8. The disc started playing and I was in shock for my first surprise.

At first, the usual intro played as usual, but the satanic version of the intro played. 'What's the change of this', I thought.

After the intro ended, it cut to Tuff and the ghost girl conversing over something. At first, this conversation seemed normal. Tuff recapped to him what something had happened since her leaving day.

He nodded her head to respond him with a comment there. After a minute or so, the ghost girl starts crying. I was freaked out at this point. Was she crying because she hated being gone. I have no idea what to think.

She then used her ghost powers to strangle the fuck out of Tuff. He screamed at the top of his lungs. He was thrown into a hole in the ground and was sent to Hell.

'Why is he in Hell, why is hell even there, this is supposed to be a children's cartoon', I thought over and over.

Tuff, now woke up in Hell and he saw his friends tortured alive. Kirby's intestines were being used to hang him from a long noose. Tiff was accidentally being hit by the hammer and King Dedede, he was burning his skin off every single time.

The episode then showed young folks being killed in horrifying ways for a rest of it. I paused the episode and took it out and hit it into five pieces.

No one should have seen this episode. Don't watch it or else you will get nightmares from a same people of Tuff being strangled by the ghost and King Dedede burning his skin off.