Talk:Sesame Street "Crack Master" Short from Episode 818 (1975)/@comment-79.16.114.89-20140718105211/@comment-24525827-20141130161627

>working at Funky's Eatery

>customer asks for big funky

>says to hold the wall plasteh

>puts wall plasteh in it anyway

>spit in it for disrepecting crack master

>customer sees me spit in his burger

>complains to manager

>get fired on the spot

>go home

>pray to crack master

>tell him what happened at work

>hear a whisper

>"dont worry, your problems will be crack soon"

>wake up next day

>turn on the news

>story on a double homicide

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>my ex manager and the customer were the victims

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>anchorman says both were beaten to death with wall plasteh

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>hear another faint whisper

<span style="color:rgb(128,0,0);font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">>"My crack here is crack".