Talk:Astrology with Squidward (Missing 2000-2001 Shorts and Missing English Dubs)/@comment-28323852-20160124143258/@comment-28323852-20160131234728

I live in Flordia... Also, I'm not lying. Here is some of the dialog from it.

Squidward: [plays clarinet] Say 'Happy Birthday' to. Libra sign of the octopus! Libras like to be around other people, they are all about partnerships and groups. They are happiest when other people are around and when other people are doing their work. They are lazy but like posh surrounding and nice decor. These two extremes could strike a balance and the Libra living on his own could either have a very messy place or a very intricately decorated place. If your a Libra you love excitement, new situations, adventure and the unusual. My prediction for Libra in the upcoming year, you will get a job at a greasy restaurant. [gong sounds] I'm your Nicktoon Astrologer, Squidward, reminding you to be safe around vehicles [plays clarinet]

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