Sesame Street Bootleg

It was early one morning, I woke up and my parents told me that it was my cousin's birthday today and that I had to go pick out a gift for him.

Well, he does like  Sesame Street, I thought.

So, I went looking for Sesame Street on DVD. But, I then saw how much DVDs cost. I went online and checked out eBay see if there was a cheaper copy. I found one, it was a pretty good price and in almost good condition. It was the Old School Vol. 1 DVD. I ordered the DVD and it came in the mail a few hours later. But, when I looked at the DVD, it had scratches all over it and the label read "Sesame Street is Dead" on the front. On the back, it was completely blank but with the exception of a few episodes. But, they were nothing special. Despite that, I decided to wrap it up. The birthday came and everybody was having a good time, especially my cousin. When he opened the gift, he loved it, but, he didn't want to open it yet. We continued to party until it was over and everybody went home. I then rushed inside and put the DVD in for my cousin to watch. When I was leaving the room, I heard a scream, I rushed in to see what was the matter. My cousin was crying, I asked him what was wrong. He said the DVD was scary. I replied,

"No, it couldn't be Sesame Street. It wasn't that scary, maybe in the 70s, but not now?"

I put my cousin to bed and decided to watch the DVD for myself. As I watched it I couldn't believe my eyes; it was horrifying. Everything was blood red the characters didn't look like they normally do. And it was plain weird. Even the human characters looked like zombies. I just don't get it; I thought Sesame Street was supposed to be lovely and beautiful. I saw the puppets they  were not right to me  they were all losing their stuffing and their seams were coming out.

But, then I saw Elmo with a gun. He stared at me and said,

"Sesame Street is now over!"

There was a gunshot and the screen went blank. Eventually, it came on again, but, this time on the puppets were dead.

"Sesame Street is now over, goodbye." the announcer said.

I was so scared that I took the DVD out and smashed it with a hammer. I threw the remaining bits in the trash.

To this day I will never watch Sesame Street again. IM ELMO I SMOKE AND DO DRUGS