Astrology with Squidward is a 2000 Nickelodeon series of interstitial shorts where, during different times of the year, Squidward Tentacles would explain the different parts of the zodiac. The zodiac symbols that are represented in the shorts, however, are just crudely designed versions of the main characters (like SpongeBob as Sagittarius and Patrick as Taurus), although Mr. Krabs is represented in his normal design as Cancer, and two Ambulance Fish are represented in their normal design as Gemini.
Despite the shorts becoming nearly as popular as its predecessor, Nickelodeon made the decision to pull them from the air in 2001, but later reappeared on their sister channel, Nicktoons, in 2002, where they continued to enjoy airtime up until 2005. Having last aired at a time when recording television wasn't as prevalent as it is now, several variants and entire shorts are missing. Three English dubbed shorts and three Russian dubbed shorts have surfaced. The two shorts that are completely missing are Libra (Squidward) and Virgo (Pearl).
Four surviving, original English-dubbed shorts, and three surviving Russian-dubbed shorts are below.
Dec 29, 2013: On this day, Redditor SickFinga translated the three Russian shorts and the transcripts are available here. Later that day, Lost Media Wiki contributor bun39 uploaded the Russian dubs of the episodes with English subtitles in .mov format to mega.co.nz.
- Leo is downloadable here
- Pisces is downloadable here
- Sagittarius is downloadable here
Dec 2, 2014: On this day, Youtuber hosta mahogey's hoagie hut uploaded the original English recording of "Pisces", which has been listed above.