Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Age: 15

Location: United States

Best quotes of all time

"There are three things I hate in the universe, children, animals, and women with bad attitudes. So tell me, Jet, WHY DO WE HAVE ALL THREE NEATLY GATHERED ON OUR SHIP?!" - Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop

"Why do women have butts on their chests?" - Son Goku, Dragon Ball Z

" Jesus, it never stops working for you." -That priest chick from Ghost Stories

"You look like Freddy Krueger face-%^&*ed a topographical map of Utah." -Deadpool

"'Stove', what kind of a name is that? Are you an appliance?" -Annie, Bridesmaids

"Haven't you ever heard the expression 'you eat what you are'?" "Haven't you ever heard the expression 'get the hell away from me'?" -Quinn and Daria, Daria

"Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!" -JFK, Clone High

Lost media I'd like to see found most

Everything released by the "Chinamation" line

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood (2007 Anime Movie)

Rugrats "Incredible Storyboard Jam" (1998 Banned In-House Comic)

A Day With SpongeBob SquarePants: The Movie (Rare Direct-to-DVD Release, Late 2011)

Detective Conan (2000 English dub pilot for Fox Kids, existence unconfirmed)

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